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Bun-Bun: Shadow? Groundhog's Shadow: I'm on it! -- Bun-Bun: So /*that's*/ what Mrs. Claus was talking about! But I'm the only one who can use the egg, and the egg is the only thing that can rob me of these powers... -- Groundhog's Shadow: I've searched the area, no sign of the egg or the thief. If you want to question Mrs. Claus, we have about three minutes to rescue her before she burns up on reentry. -- Bun-Bun: *Three minutes?!? *AFTER HER!!!** (The shadow forms giant wings) -- Groundhog's Shadow (flying Bun-Bun after Mrs. Claus): You think Mrs. Claus knows who took the egg? Bun-Bun: Who cares, I'll find the egg later! We've got less than 3 minutes to catch the light-show! | Flag | ||||
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Mikey: I'm sure Bun-Bun is wherever he wants to be. Banners: Happy Bun-Bun Year -- Bun-Bun: I can't believe I just got kidnapped by my own shadow. Groundhog's Shadow (flying with Bun-Bun): It's not so bad, really! See? No karaoke! -- Bun-Bun: You know with a little concentration, I could just will my connection to you away, stick you back on your original groundhog. Groundhog's Shadow: <musical note> <musical note> Try to concentrate while you SHAKE IT, SHAKE-SHAKE-SHAKE SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTCHA, SHAKE-IT... <musical note> Bun-Bun: *You said no karaoke!* -- Groundhog's Shadow: Well no concentrating me away! Besides you'd fall to your death! Bun-Bun: What do you want from me? Groundhog's Shadow: Someone's trying to loophole both of us out of Godhood and I'm not going to let that happen! I've finally got some power! I'm freaking tangible, and sing far more on key! You know where the egg is. You're the Easter Bunny, or what's left of him. So tell me where and we'll go get it! -- Bun-Bun: *You dumb lack of light! Don't you see it's a set up?* Groundhog's Shadow: <musical note> <musical note> HEYYYY-YAAAAAHHHHH HEYYAAAAA... <musical note> <musical note> Bun-Bun: *All right already!* -- Bun-Bun: *sigh* It's being held in the Halls of Time. Groundhog's Shadow: I know just the spot. <**SWIRVE**> -- Bun-Bun: *It's the Halls of Time late on New Years Eve and you don't think it's a set up?* -- Groundhog's Shadow (sulking): ... -- Groundhog's Shadow: <musical note> <musical note> HEYYY-YAAAH OH-OHHHH HEY YAHHHH! <musical note> Bun-Bun: Hey you *are* tangible! I *will* cut your lips off. -- Groundhog's Shadow: Sorry-sorry! The tune's just catchy. Bun-Bun: Like SARS. | Flag | ||||
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-- (In Dr. Marcus Chen's cell) <**ZZzlll**> -- (A note pops through the freshly drilled hole into the waiting hand of Dr. Chen) <****SHOVE***> -- Note: Here's to a circa 80's txting device! Wanna be penpals? -T -- (Chen smiles diabolically) --- Gwynn (to someone holding the book "L:ibro Corde"): Sharon Gall? /*Hey,* empathic spells!/ That happens to be a new /hobby of mine!/ -- Gwynn: My name's Gwynn and I need to speak to you about what happened to Brian Rammer. === NOTE: Ref: _A Chen vs. Schlock_ <http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/110204> | First _Chen_ <http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20011111> | First _Sharon_ <http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20070501> | _What happened to Brian Rammer_ <http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/20070927>. | Flag | ||||
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Torg (with pain-star coming from back): Bun-Bun's been my pet for years. I've been through worse. What /happened/ up here? -- Tweety (picking up Chaz and looking at it): The vamps let me go for some reason, but I stayed close. Suddenly they all started screaming and crying and grabbing their heads. -- Tweety: Some of them stumbled off. But most of them, /and by most we're talking 90% plus/, just exploded into dust like some vampire W-M-D. -- Tweety: I knew we needed a getaway-car and the Hereti-goons left the van-keys in the ignition. -- Torg: Can you contact Squishy? Tweety: The vamps took my phone and ear-mike. Torg (handing Tweety a phone): Take my spare. You know Hereti-Corp reinforcements are on the way. Tweety: Yeah. They'll be able to track the van and might have a satellite pointed at us too. -- Torg: The good news is Squishy's already in the field working the 'vanishing act'. We can take this van to the tunnel. Code-tweet him that we're going to need the four of us to disappear. Tweety (smiling): Four? So you guys rescued your friend Sam? -- Torg: Sam's gone. We secured Knight-1. Tweety: *Knight-1?* Here?!? What happened down there? -- Torg (angrily): *Four to split up and vanish 'under the tunnel', Tweety. Send the code now.* Tweety (now also angry): "Four left socks not in the dryer". Code sent, Captain Grumpy. Tweety: No need to take my head off. === NOTE: Ref: _Squishy in the field_ <http://www.sluggy.com/comics/archives/daily/151007> | Flag | ||||
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Bun-Bun (holding a nerf gun): Why would I kill him? It's /*you*/ he backstabbed! -- Alien Santa: He... and his elves.. They're all armed with *NERF* weapons! That's how you snuck them by me! *They were going to blast me in the back!* -- Bun-Bun: My shadow and I were trying to stay one step ahead of Mrs. Claus and Basphomy more than you, Tubby. But your super-speed trick just about wrecked everything. And by the way- -- Bun-Bun: *HAVE A HOLLY JOLLY FUNERAL!* <*NERF-A*> <*NERF-A*> <*NERF-A*> --- Alien Santa: <Ssss Sss> ***YEARGH!*** - <*NERF-A*> <*NERF-A*> <*NERF-A*> - <**GLITCH**> - Alien Santa: <SssSss> - <*NERF-A*> <*NERF-A*> <"CLICK"> --- Alien Santa: <Ssss> Where did you go.. gasp... Bun-Bun? -- Alien Santa: Rearming... yourself...? Well.. I am finished.. But so are you. BEHOLD the Dues Ex O... -- Alien Santa (off panel): IT'S GONE! WHERE IS THE EGG? -- Bun-Bun: I hid it. I'm the Easter Bunny. Deal with it. <**domph!**> (Bun-Bun fires a nerf missile) -- Squishydodo: **ouchie!** -- Slappyhoho: Squishydodo! What happened? Squishydodo: My gun's gone and it feels like my fingers were almost torn off! -- Squishydodo: *All units, the troll-doll's out of the bag!* (I knew we shouldn't have put "nerf" on the side of our guns!) *Nerf Santa at will!* Skimmpymoomoo: It's... it's over in the blink of an eye! -- Mikey: *Basphomy!* It's Mikey! Are you OK? Basphomy? Basphomy: All ... is lost ... but what choice had I? -- (BlackOps Elves swarm over the site (with helicopters and foot soldiers) where Alien Santa has all but melted <SSSsssss>; Squishydodo and Slappyhoho embrace) -- Bun-Bun: *WELL-A-HO-HO-FREAKIN-HO. ARE WE IN FOR A YEAR OF GREAT HOLIDAY FUN OR WHAT???* Now somebody get me a transfusion! --- Footnote: FIN? | Flag | ||||
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Mikey: You can't, Kiki. No one passes through the Obsidian Gate but for Halloween night. -- Pumpkin King: ***BOO!*** Kiki: **EEEEK!** -- Kiki: ***WAHHHH!*** Pumpkin King: Oh *come on,* Kiki! I even put on my happy face! -- Pumpkin King: *You HAVE to stop crying every night!* The monster under your bed isn't getting any rest at all! Kiki: There's a monster under my bed? Pumpkin King: This is *HALLOWEEN!* There's a *MONSTER under EVERYTHING!* -- Kiki: ***WAAAAAAAH!!!!!!*** Pumpkin King: sigh. Mikey, tell the monster he can stay under the futon in my study. | Flag | ||||
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Aylee: **HI, KIKI!** -- Kiki: I'm /so glad/ to see you! Aylee (hugging Kiki): Me too! It's very important that you hop into this cardboard tube! Kiki: Why? -- Aylee: I'm not sure, I just know that I'm supposed to throw in a bunch of Halloween candy, shake it up, and point it at the pumpkin-head-guy! It's called "Plan-B!" Cardboard tube label: Ferret Bazooka Kiki: /*OOOH!*/ I /*love*/ candy! So does Mikey! This is my friend Mikey! -- Mikey (landing on Aylee's neck): We don't *have* candy here! We only ever get to eat candy beyond the Obsidian Gate! Aylee: /Oh no!/ Bun-Bun's not going to be happy! Kiki: *Bun-Bun's here too?!? /I want to give him the *BIGGEST* hug ever!/* -- Kiki: You don't think he'd /*really*/ rip my arms off if I hugged him? Aylee: Oh they'll grow back! | Flag | ||||
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Mikey: I try to, but it always comes out "There are tiny spiders in the bedsheets!" -- Basphomy: That's all Halloween is anymore, isn't it. A *"booga-booga"* followed immediately by a "ha, just kidding?" Mikey (his face falling off): **EEEEK!** Basphomy: When I held dominion over this land the *terror was REAL!* -- Pumpkin King: That was a very long time ago, Basphomy! *NOW IT IS *I* WHO AM THE EMBODIMENT OF... *WHOOPS!** (The Pumpkin King slips on something) <**SkeeeEdooooo**> -- Pumpkin King: *GREAT! Whose face did I almost trip on?* I keep telling them to write their names on the inside of their faces! Basphomy: My fate? Servitude to the Embodiment of Whoops. | Flag | ||||
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Aylee: We're locked out! The door's reinforced and fire proof! Kiki: *What's happening to Bun-Bun in there?* Engraving on Door: Doom Room -- (Basphomy holding a huge staff with a pointed hammer on one end) Pumpkin King (his face completely grown back to normal): Weaponless and trapped. Basphomy? Would you care to do the honors? -- Bun-Bun: Having your chick do your dirty work? You /*are*/ a wuss! Pumpkin King: She's an ambitious lady. I figure why not give her Easter? -- Bun-Bun (moving out of the way): Like she's going to hit me with /*that*/ clunky thing. Sound Effect: **THOOM** Pumpkin King: Yes, to defeat you we'll need an edge! -- (Pumpkin King starts flaming from his eyes and the corners of his mouth; he is holding a scythe with a bent handle) Pumpkin King: Oh, *look!* I *got* one! We'll also need an advantage. Basphomy? SPOOK HIM! --- (Basphomy tosses out a spiral of psychic energy while Bun-Bun hops away) Basphomy: I know his fears. But... /*It's not slowing him down at all.*/ -- (Pumpkin King leans towards Bun-Bun; just missing with the scythe) -- Groundhog's Shadow: Psst! Bun-Bun! The Hammer! -- Bun-Bun (charging towards Basphomy): /*Of course*/ your evil ambitious sidekick would choose a weapon that could hurt you! -- Bun-Bun (taking the hammer from a surprised Basphomy): I'll need a replacement when I quit this gig. Wink-wink. <Poing> -- (The Pumpkin-headed King slices the 'hammer' in two with the scythe) -- Bun-Bun (grabbing the hammer end): Just my size! -- (Basphomy's hurls a spiral of psychic energy towards the Pumpkin-headed King; Bun-Bun whirls the hammer in a vertical circle) <**POING**> Basphomy: I'm sorry. -- <**SPLOrecH**> -- Bun-Bun: *By the right of Caste I claim Halloween!* -- (A green glow appears under the Doom Room door) Mikey: What the heck's going on in there? -- <**CREAKKK**> Kiki (worriedly): Bun-Bun? -- Bun-Bun (appearing at the door; fur colored black and orange where it was white and grey; glowing green): NoT aNyMoRe. -- Kiki (horrified): *Oh no! You're not Bun-Bun anymore?!?* Bun-Bun (grooming himself; his nose wiggling): Sure I am, tube-rat! But now you can call me Lord Bun-Bun, Eater of Holidays! -- (Bun-bun tosses the stem-top of the Pumpkin-head to Kiki) Kiki: /*Ooooh! I like to eat!*/ Bun-Bun: Here, kid! I'm putting you in charge of Kikiween this year; I've got plans to make. Basphomy? *Come.* -- Mikey: Can he do that? Basphomy: He just did. -- (Kiki with the pumpkin top on her head -- repeat of panel 4 from 10/28/03) Kiki: **My own holiday! /Yay!** <**Poing**> Footnote: And it had begun. | Flag | ||||
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Mikey the bat: A package? We /never/ get mail! Spider: Who knew the Obsidian Gate had a mail-slot? Snake: Open it, Mikey! -- Kiki: *HIYA Riff!* Mikey: *Eeek! Someone stretched a bat on a rack and tore its wings off!* -- Kiki: *Where?* Snake: *eeeeek!* Spider: hissss! (Mikey's face falls off, revealing a bat-skull head) -- Kiki: /**EEEEK!**/ Mikey: */EEEEK!/ Look! Its face doesn't even fall off when it's scared! Snake: *EEEEK!* Spider: Eeek! | Flag |
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