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<BUMP> -- Torg (having hurt his fist, fist-bumping a sword): /*Ow!*/ Chaz: Be careful Master. I would hate to end your life over something so trivial and silly. Of course I know this will be your end, but I am almost fond of you. <RUMBLE...> Riff: I need you two to scout out exit point. Air is getting in but I don't know from where. <RUMBLE...> Teresa: /*That's*/ why you pulled me aside? If you think I'm going to miss chatting with that sword y... -- <*RUMBLE...*> <***BONK!***> Teresa (after getting bonked on the head by falling rubble): *I purchased that monsieur: My receipt is in my other blouse!* -- Torg: You only get powerful and vocal when powered with innocent blood. Where'd the blood come from? Chaz: The cephalopod. Torg: The Squid-Spear? -- Chaz: Sentience where not expected can throw chaos into the cosmos. I can relate to this. Whatever they did to it gave it sentience. I felt it. -- Chaz: Before I ended it, it just kept repeating "why? Why? I don't understand, it hurts, why? Why?" Torg: That's... disturbing.... -- Chaz: Again I can relate to this. Torg: So the mutagen-laced squid-blood... That stuff's not going to mutate /you/, or cause Pang to pop up as a more mutated monster? I've seen NoFun Labs mutagen do some freaky stuff! | Flag | ||||
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-- Dr. Montgomery (angrily banging her fist on the workbench): Come /*on!* Where are you hiding?/ And where's my /bacon-gun?/ *Where's my stuff?* <***SLAM!***> -- (Dr. Montgomery seethes....) -- (Kiki's heart thumps in fear) <**BA-BUMP. BA-BUMP. BA-BUMP!**> -- Dr. Montgomery: /Hmmm..../ -- Dr. Montgomery: All the single <musical note> ladies? <musical note> -- (Dr. Montgomery waits...) -- Dr. Montgomery: <musical note> All the single-? <musical note> <***POW!***> Kiki (angrily flying into the Dr. Montgomery's temple in the Ferret-wings): *You're off-key!* -- Dr. Montgomery: *Security!* /*Alert!*/ *'Intruders!'* Where are the guards? /Where is everybody?/ Kiki (flying out of reach): Yeah! Where'd Bun-Bun and Riff go?!? === NOTE: Ref: _Bacon-Gun_ <http://archives.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=180612> | _Wings_ <http://archives.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=180704> | _Song_ <http://archives.sluggy.com/daily.php?date=20180420>. | Flag |