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Lady Gwynn of the Book (aka Alt-Gwynn): Patience, Torg. -- Alt-Gwynn: We must take time to know ourselves and our futures for what I am about to embark on. -- Torg: Like that time you "read the tea leaves?" Alt-Gwynn: You wrote naughty words on the tea leaves! I still don't know how you got teeny tiny bad words on them! Torg: See? I /*do*/ have patience! -- Alt-Gwynn: This time I'll consult the cards. -- Alt-Gwynn: ... -- Alt-Gwynn (horrified): You drew naked people all over my tarot? Torg: I only had time to do the top card. -- (Lady Gwynn glares at Torg) <**Shuffle**> -- Lady Gwynn: **GASP!** Torg... Death is close! -- Torg: Big surprise. Are you sure? (Mosp is outside the building, watching them) -- (The two cards are "Death" with a picture of Death with a T-shirt that says "Who needs a hug?" and "Is Close" with a picture of what looks like two demons with one in the other's face) -- Torg: What is this? *Tarot for dummies?"* Lady Gwynn: */Oh-no!!!*/ (Lady Gwynn shows a card with the Dali melting face and the words, "OH NO!!!") | Flag | ||||
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-- (Goddess clutching her stomach, sticking out her tongue) Caption: The utter peace and innocence given off by this world, although oddly annoying, restored her to her glory. -- (Goddess's hand picking up a number of demons, some falling back to earth, moving her full hand towards the portal) Caption: And so it was, with a wave of her hand she gathered up what demons she could and forced them through the portal to the Dimension of Pain. -- Caption: Then, with a wink of her eye, she sealed the portal forever. -- (Alt-Alt Torg (carrying his bow), Torg (in hero-shirt and sword), and Alt-Bun-Bun standing on the sidewalk, looking up at the goddess) Alt-Alt-Torg: You are staying to govern *this* world, Goddess? Goddess: No, I will purge this world of its few remnants of evil. And over time I will raise up an army of good to take back my land! -- Alt-Alt-Torg: An "army"? /From here?/ Torg: I thought with a wink of your eye you closed the portal /"forever!"/ Goddess: Crap! Brain-freeze! -- (Very crowded Mall, in front of the capital. Bright colors, balloons, and signs saying: "Goddess for Prez!" "Yay!" "Hurray" and "<smiley face>" Caption: Freedom day rally: The Capital -- (Torg is watching the rally; a female hand reaching towards Torg from behind) -- Lady Gwynn of the Book/Alt-Gwynn: You saved us all, Torg! /You/ should be up there. Torg: *Gwynn!* I'm glad you're OK! I heard about Fred. I'm sorry. -- (Lady Gwynn, with the diamond on her forehead, a bandaged shoulder, and a shirt reading "Fine Literature" across her chest) Alt-Gwynn: I feel like a part of him is still with me. Corningsworth (from inside Lady Gwynn): Hey, Torg! -- Torg: /*Corningsworth!*/ You old sewer parasite, how are you doing? Corningsworth: A bit peckish but there's plenty to read! Alt-Gwynn: I've shown the Goddess the dimensional work I've done so now she can open you a doorway home anytime you want. -- Alt-Gwynn: It is the least we all could do. -- (Torg looking to one side) Torg: Maybe after the funeral. If you'll excuse me... -- Torg (walking away): ...I've got to confess to this world's Torg that it's my fault there's going to be one. -- Lady Gwynn (reaching forward to Torg, holding a card): One more thing. My Tarot deck is a part of me, and it speaks only truth. It contains many cards, but this is the first new card I've seen since the change... Do you know what it means? -- (Torg looks down at the card) -- (Torg looks up and smiles, letting Gwynn take the card back) -- (Lady Gwynn relooks at the card, which shows pre-demon Amospia in the arms of Salgos; the card is called "Redemption") Torg (walking away): I'm really not sure but I think that depends on what other cards you play with it. | Flag | ||||
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=== Card 1: A sketch of Gwynn in a long trailing gown with a magical yellow spiral emanating from her arms. Caption: Queen of Cups | Warm hearted & fair, poetic & devoted. Gift of vision. Possible Immorality. Unreliable. -- Card 2: A sketch of Zoë struggling to lift a large coin with the necklace tattoo design; hearts are emanating from her. Caption: Queen of Coins | Magnificence, Dignity. Generous, Charitable. Noble of Soul. Suspicious. Fear of Failure. Suspense. === NOTE: Today's art created for you by Stuart of _Chain Bear._ <http://www.chainbear.com> Chain Bear often contains images not suitable for work or school viewing. | Flag | ||||
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=== Card 3: A sketch of Torg in a jester-style outfit, juggling three blue, red, and white balls. Caption: The Fool | Beginning of adveture [sic: should be "adventure"]. Enthusiam [sic: should be "Enthusiasm"]. Unlimited possibility. Folly. Obsession. -- Card 4: A sketch of Riff, with a quill pen in one hand and a notebook in the other. Caption: The Magician | Creativity. Skill. Ingenuity. Insecurity. Willpower applied to evil ends. === NOTE: Today's art created for you by Stuart of _Chain Bear._ <http://www.chainbear.com> Chain Bear often contains images not suitable for work or school viewing. | Flag | ||||
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=== Card 5: Schlock's head is the moon, with orange hair and an orange beard; below, there is land with a yellow road, a castle tower, and a dog snarling at the moon. Caption: The Moon | Deception. False friend. Double dealing. Insincerity. Taking advantage of someone. -- Card 6: Santa stands on top of a stone tower, watching Bun-Bun fall from the tower; in the background are a sun and a rainbow. Caption: The Tower | Complete and sudden change. Downfall. Undoing. End of long relationship. Setback. === NOTE: Today's art created for you by Stuart of _Chain Bear._ <http://www.chainbear.com/> Chain Bear often contains images not suitable for work or school viewing. | Flag | ||||
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=== Card 7: A red, blue and yellow Kiki stretching up into the sky (over mountains) and radiating like a sun. Caption: The Sun | Love, Joy, Devotion. Pleasure in daily existence. Sincerity. Exuberance. === NOTE: Today's art created for you by Stuart of _Chain Bear._ <http://www.chainbear.com/> Chain Bear often contains images not suitable for work or school viewing. | Flag | ||||
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=== Card 12: Image of Horribus, in a loin cloth, holding the spear Calmadar Caption: King of Swords | Active & determined person. Authority. Cruelty, Selfishness, Sadism. A dangerous or wicked person. -- Card 13: Alt-Zoë's death scene; Torg in his mourning stance with Chaz by his side and cape of spades. Caption: 3 of Swords | Sorrow, Strife, removal. Tears. Grief. Separation. Removal. Loneliness. === NOTE: Today's art created for you by Stuart of _Chain Bear._ <http://www.chainbear.com/> Chain Bear often contains images not suitable for work or school viewing. Like a far too high percentage of fat naked people. | Flag | ||||
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=== Card 10: A sketch of Flaky, holding a cat, in a patched dress. Caption: Queen of Swords | Sharp, quick-witted person. Intensely perceptive subtle person. Woman of sadness. Separation. Absense [sic: should be "Absence"]. Lonliness [sic: should be "Loneliness"]. -- Card 11: A sketch of 2009 (or Father Time??) dressed in purple, with a clock around his neck like Flavor Flav. Caption: The Emperor | Wordly power, Father, Authority. Immaturity, Ineffectiveness, Lack of strength. === NOTE: Today's art created for you by Stuart of _Chain Bear._ Chain Bear often contains images not suitable for work or school viewing. Like a far too high percentage of fat naked people. | Flag | ||||
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=== Card 8: A sketch of Aylee in fire-breathing form suspended from a noose around her legs Caption: The Hanged "Man" | Transition. Reversal of one's way of life. Sacrifice. Regeneration. Rebirth. -- Card 9: An angular sketch of shocked Gwynn and K'Z'K, similar to the comic "So Gwynn turned around." Caption: Judgment | Time to account for actions. Delay. Frustration. Failure to face facts. Deep Worry, Alienation. === NOTE: Today's art created for you by Stuart of _Chain Bear._ Chain Bear often contains images not suitable for work or school viewing. Like a far too high percentage of fat naked people. | Flag | ||||
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=== Card 14: An image of Kusari holding two bloody gamas; lightening strikes in the background. Caption: Strength | Fortitude. Conviction. Determination. Abuse of power. Indifference. Defiance. -- Card 15: A picture of Pete as the glowing headed man holding a pencil and a sketchbook. Caption: Ace of Wands | Creation. Invention. Start of an Undertaking Enterprise, Fortune. An adventure. === NOTE: Today's art created for you by Stuart of _Chain Bear._ <http://www.chainbear.com/> Chain Bear often contains images not suitable for work or school viewing. Like a far too high percentage of fat naked people. | Flag | ||||
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=== Card 18: Image of Lodoze aiming some sort of gun at Bun-Bun Caption: The Devil | Downfall. Weird experience. Unexpected failure. Self punishment. Subordination. -- Card 19: Image of Lord Grater removing the helmet of tied up Secret Angel Princess-Princess, revealing her to be Princess-Princess Caption: Page of Swords | An imposter [sic: should be "impostor"] revealed. Powerless in face of stronger forces. The unforeseen. Perceiving the unknown. === NOTE: Today's art created for you by Stuart of _Chain Bear._ <http://www.chainbear.com/> Chain Bear often contains images not suitable for work or school viewing. | Flag | ||||
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=== Card 16: Picture of Oasis on a chess board holding a sword, with a heart framing her in the background. Caption: Ace of Swords | Great determination. Strength. Force. Power. Deep emotion. Love. Disaster. Violent Temper. Tyranny. Self Destruction -- Card 17: Image of Sam in a red trenchcoat, wielding a sword Caption: Knight of Swords | Bravery. The dash of a young man. Impetuous rush into the unknown. Ruin over women. Impulsive. Conceited fool. === NOTE: Today's art created for you by Stuart of _Chain Bear._ <http://www.chainbear.com/> Chain Bear often contains images not suitable for work or school viewing. Like a far too high percentage of fat naked people. | Flag |